So I had this dream I was using Captain America’s shield to be a turtle, and today, at a Hallowe’en store I found a Captain America shield that you were able to strap onto your back and so I did and my friend was like “You look like a freaking Turtle in that thing” so I dropped to the floor and was like “I’M A TURTLE!!!!” and I waddled around the store
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]
I could totally be okay with this.
Tumblr has taught me more about memes, skeletons, anime titties, vaporwave, eating ass etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time
this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
that dog is gonna be off his face